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EJ's Review

Summary - Bad 1.0

Don’t waste your time. I’m not sure this is even worthy of rental status. I found myself checking my watch hoping that it would end. Usually I can wade through a bad movie with the hopes of a satisfactory ending. That was not the case for this movie. Which was a good thing I guess, considering the ending.

Acting - Barely OK 2.0

I guess the acting was ok. It’s Vin Diesel, need I say more.

Male Stars - Barely OK 2.0

Female Stars - Barely OK 2.0

Female Costars - Barely OK 2.0

Male Costars - Barely OK 2.0

Film - Pretty Bad 1.5

Direction - Bad 1.0

Normaly I would talk about the director, but when he even expressed his disappointment in the film, why even bother. (Of course I read that after I had already seen the film) I will mention one of my pet peeves though. I hate when you have actors that can fight (Yeoh) or physically able actors (Diesel) and a director insists on using shaky camera shots combined with close-ups. It makes me feel ripped off. Like the film makers didn't take the time to choreograph the scenes properly. Call me crazy, but I like to see what's going on. Needless to say, that's what you get in this movie.

Dialogue - Bad 1.0

Music - OK 2.5

Visuals - Good 3.0

Ok, there's one scene that really did it for me. It had Blade Runner written all over it. Although I think the visuals could probably be considered the strong point of the film...This scene I really enjoyed.

Edge - Tame 1.2

Sex

Violence Fierce 1.6

Rudeness

Reality - Surreal 2.5

Circumstantial - Supernatural 3.5

Biological - Glib 2.0

Physical - Glib 2.0

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