Trust Weighted
Pretty Bad
4
Trust Points

Wolfman898's Review

Summary - Pretty Bad 1.5

Anaconda lacks diversity but shines in sub-plots. Can anybody say “Wierd”?

Acting - Good 3.0

Jessica Alba and Her Dad are great, Ice Cube has no diversity.

Male Stars - Great 4.0

Most of the Male stars are great, but not Ice Cube. Jessica Alba's dad is the best actor in the movie.

Female Stars - OK 2.5

Jessica Alba is great, but the other girl is oversexed, and overdramtic.

Female Costars - Pretty Bad 1.5

As stated above, the costar if oversexed and over acting.

Male Costars - OK 2.5

The old guy that runs the ship is okay, and the young copilot is okay.

Film - Barely OK 2.0

The director is great, the script? Could have been Better.

Direction - Good 3.0

The Angles are Very Suspenseful. The lighting is okay.

Dialogue - Bad 1.0

Pretty much a few of the guys say some stupid stuff.

Music - Awful 0.0

Where is it?

Visuals - Great 4.0

The effects are great, the snake is very life-like.

Edge - Sordid 3.0

Quite a bit of blood for a PG-13 movie.

Sex Erotic 2.8

Lots of implied sexual conduct, such as very heavy conduct and taking clothes off. No boobs though.

Violence Brutal 3.4

The Snake is very violent with it's kills, it even spits out one of it's meals to scare the shit out of a girl. The body winks.

Rudeness Profane 2.7

Not a lot of language, but it was very harsh words like S*** and F**k. One Motherf***er.

Reality - Glib 2.0

The Snake is very realistic. The people are the posers.

Circumstantial - Supernatural 3.4

I don't know how you aren't going to see a snake right next to your freaking face.

Biological - Surreal 2.7

The rainforest usually doen't have many wild boars.

Physical - Glib 1.5

Very accurate with the ways anaconda's attack. The people's reactions are not to natural.

More reviews on Anaconda More reviews by Wolfman898

Go to the full ViewGuide