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MJ5K's Review
Summary - Awful 0.0
I got three words for you: WORST. MOVIE. EVER. Well, its at least the worst film I’ve ever seen.
Acting - Pretty Awful 0.5
Acting sucks, the only saving grace is the poor midgets in the poorly done suits.
Male Stars - Bad 1.0
Female Stars - Awful 0.0
Female Costars - Awful 0.0
Male Costars - Awful 0.0
Film - Awful 0.0
Man, where do i begin…
Direction - Awful 0.0
The editing is terrible. During a scene, it goes from day to night in a matter of seconds.Dialogue - Awful 0.0
"If I catch anybody out here, I'll be very surprised." Lines of dialogue that make no sense. This is just a terrible script.Music - Awful 0.0
Random musical numbers and eighties songs that sound like they were raped by a horse.Visuals - Awful 0.0
The costumes are oh so sh***y. The lips don't A) Close all the way and B) Don't eve sync up with what the kids are saying. The garbage can space ship looks like a piece of plastic on a string.Edge - Risqué 2.1
One chick nibbles on a kid’s ear and the kid presses his face on some chick’s b(. )( .)bs. There’s an unusual amount of puking, farting, and sneezing.
Sex Titillating 2.0
Violence Fierce 2.1
Rudeness Salty 2.3
Reality - Fantasy 5.0
Garbage can space ship. Thats all I’m gonna say…..