izzio's Review

Summary - Barely OK 2.0

This incredibly boring “horror” movie brought in major audiences at its release date, selling the idea that the whole movie was true. First off, if it WAS true, it wouldn’t matter- nothing happens. There was maybe ONE cool part when they find all these symbols scattered all ove the place. Other than that, I have no clue how I sat through this. Here’s a copy of the “script”: “Oh my god, where do we go”? And theres the whole script right there. Also, the film is shot in this tiny little box, so if you’re watching on an old TV, this movie may not look good.
I think the only reason worth seeing it is for the little 1 minute part of the girl crying and saying she’s sorry, just because they spoof it REALLY good in Scary Movie.

Acting - Pretty Bad 1.5

The acting is fine on its own, but since they’re trying to say these events happened, the acting would have to be much more realistic than that. “hahaha I threw the map… THREW IT!!!” If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m saying.

Film - Bad 1.0

Since the whole movie is shot in a tiny little box, the film gets a lower score. There was no music, the visuals were just woods, and there was nothing entertaining.

Edge - Risqué 2.3

LOTS of strong language and talks about drugs, but nothing else.

Reality - Natural 1.0

Very realistic… it’s just people walking in the woods… I do tht all the time.

1 Comment

• Wick Dec 30, 2009 9:56PM

  Regarding MetalJunky5000’s Review
  I hated it when it came out too, MJ. Based on your reassessment, I’ll keep an open mind if it ever crosses my screen again. But I ain’t gonna seek it out.

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