SecretAndWhisper's Review
Summary - Awful 0.0
worst movie I have ever… I was just wishing that Orlando Bloom’s character would have tried to kill me instead of having to stay in the theater with friends for the time of the movie
Acting - Barely OK 2.0
no amount of acting could have saved this movie
Male Stars - Barely OK 2.0
Female Stars - Barely OK 2.0
Female Costars - Barely OK 2.0
Male Costars - Barely OK 2.0
Film - Bad 1.0
everything about the movie just made me want to leave
Direction - Bad 1.0
Dialogue - Bad 1.0
Music - Bad 1.0
Visuals - Bad 1.0
Edge - Risqué 1.6
Sex Titillating 1.6
Violence Fierce 1.6
Rudeness Salty 1.6
Reality - Glib 1.7
I guess I can see this happening in real life? Possibly? I have no idea.