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BrianSez's Review

Summary - OK 2.5

Colombiana makes a decent attempt at a conglomeration of thriller, mob-flick, revenge-flick, and kick-ass chick flick. Unfortunately it is just decent, not great. Lots of implausible action and cliche action with very little that is memorable. Too interesting to stop watching, but not interesting enough to prevent you from multitasking. The highlight is Zoe Saldana, who I think will do well in better written films. Lets see.

Acting - OK 2.5

Male Stars - OK 2.5

Female Stars - OK 2.5

Female Costars - OK 2.5

Male Costars - OK 2.5

Film - OK 2.5

Direction - OK 2.5

Dialogue - OK 2.5

Music - OK 2.5

Visuals - OK 2.5

Edge - Risqué 2.5

Sex Titillating 2.5

Violence Fierce 2.5

Rudeness Salty 2.5

Reality - Glib 2.0

Circumstantial - Glib 2.0

Biological - Glib 2.0

Physical - Glib 2.0

2 Comments

  • Wick Sep 15, 2013 10:30AM

    Regarding jasonhurwitz’s Review
    Tough but fair grade, and an entertaining little review too.

  • Wick Dec 15, 2012 2:49PM

    Regarding BrianSez’s Review
    “Too interesting to stop watching, but not interesting enough to prevent you from multitasking.” Perfect commentary.

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