BrettHarrison's Review

Summary - Bad 1.0

I’m a nice guy. When I used to review movies for pay, people called me “The Guy Who Doesn’t Hate Anything” So for me to say a movie is “bad” is like anybody else giving it the worst possible review.

How bad is “Meet the Spartans”? Let’s put it this way, if you do see this you will hold a seance to apologize to Ed Wood for anybody who called him thy’lle worst director ever. It’s a bad movie.

And I’ll tell you why.

I have no problem with gross humor, but there is very little humor here to go with the gross. Are their laughs. Yeah, there are a few but the problem with this movie, and like most truly bad art, is the lack of respect for the audience. It’s like someone said "Let’s spoof “300” and some other movies. They’ll laugh cause they’re idiots"

The only idiots are the people who made this movie.

Acting - OK 2.5

The acting isn’t really that bad. But it doesn’t matter. You could have Lawrence Olivier come back from the dead and this movie would still stink.

Film - Bad 1.0

Edge - Sordid 3.1

Reality - Surreal 2.8

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