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jasonhurwitz's Review

Summary - Pretty Awful 0.5

This is quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It tries too hard to be funny, and fails miserably. I was putting up with all the terribleness, but when, during a 50-mph car chase, a cop car all of a sudden flipped through the air, I realized that I hated the movie and was starting to hate Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett for making it. Even Smokey Robinson’s cameo didn’t save this movie.

I recommend that you never watch this movie; however, if you’re feeling like maybe you should try it, watch the trailer (in the WikChip). All of the “best” moments are contained in it — literally.

No additional review is needed.

Acting - Bad 1.0

Male Stars - Bad 1.0

Female Stars - Bad 1.0

Female Costars - Bad 1.0

Male Costars - Bad 1.0

Film - Pretty Awful 0.5

Direction - Awful 0.0

Dialogue - Awful 0.0

Music - OK 2.5

Visuals - Bad 1.0

Edge - Risqué 2.2

Sex Innocent 1.0

Violence Fierce 2.5

Rudeness Profane 3.0

Reality - Glib 2.0

Circumstantial - Surreal 3.0

Biological - Natural 1.0

Physical - Glib 2.0

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