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Trust Weighted
Perfect
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66
Trust Points
Wick's Review
Summary -
Perfect
5.0
Third time’s another charm for the Spider-Man Home team. Or would that be the eighth time? It is a three series climax, a #ClimaxCubed. Marvel pulls it off — at a level previously seen only by The Avengers.
This is ultimate OG Marvel, a flashback to the Before Times when Marvel movies were de rigueur cultural events, not like the Woke Times of ’20 & ’21, when Marvel movies are often exercises in woke scolding.
No Way Home perfectly completes the best Spidey trilogy.
Acting -
Really Great
4.5
WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW
The Big Three
- Tom Holland is the best big-screen WebHead of them all, and has been since well before this, his 5th feature film as Peter Parker / Spider-Man.
- Zendaya as MJ, his girlfriend and intellectual superior, is super-cool and super-cute once again, the ideal superhero girlfriend.
- Benedict Cumberbatch plays a major role as Dr. Strange, one of Marvel’s better semi-recent moviestars. His post-credits trailer left me hankering for next year’s Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Main Mortals
- Marisa Tomei is the most lovely Aunt May.
- Jacob Batalon is once again Ned, the stand-in for we normies.
- Jon Favreau underplays Happy Hogan, mostly used here as Aunt May’s jilted love interest.
- J. K. Simmons is once again perfectly cast as media monster J. Jonah Jameson.
Superpowered People Played by Major Moviestars
- Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon / Electro
- Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn / Green Goblin, a classic Dafoe character
- Alfred Molina as Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus, a classic Molina character
- Benedict Wong as Wong
- Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker / Spider-Man: Shh, don’t tell anybody.
- Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker / Spider-Man: Shh, don’t tell anybody.
- Rhys Ifans reprises his role as Dr. Curt Connors / Lizard
- Thomas Haden Church reprises his role as Flint Marko / Sandman
- Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock from Marvel Television’s Netflix series
- Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock / Venom. TOM FREAKING HARDY
- Jake Gyllenhaal as Quentin Beck / Mysterio
Other Normies
- Angourie Rice as Betty Brant
- Hannibal Buress as Coach Wilson
- Martin Starr as Peter Parker’s academic decathlon teacher
- J. B. Smoove as Peter Parker’s teacher
Male Stars -
Really Great
4.5
Female Stars -
Really Great
4.5
Female Costars -
Really Great
4.5
Male Costars -
Really Great
4.5
Film -
Perfect
5.0
There is much to praise about this perfect piece of Marvel filmcraft. Here’s a taste.
- High School
- Romance & heartbreak
- Fish out of water and yet exactly where they need to be
- Touchstones perfectly touched
- Grit & grace
- Multiverse manipulations
Direction -
Perfect
5.0
Dialogue -
Perfect
5.0
Music -
Perfect
5.0
Visuals -
Perfect
5.0
Edge -
Risqué
1.9
Sex
Titillating
1.6
Violence
Brutal
2.9
Rudeness
Polite
1.3
Reality -
Fantasy
4.1
Flirts with current political reality in a traditional Marvel way, where the hero is a mistaken avenger whose use of force to protect the weak is countered by an out-of-control media. Right or Left? Right.
Circumstantial -
Surreal
3.0
Biological -
Fantasy
4.2
Physical -
Fantasy
5.0