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Trust Weighted
Pretty Bad
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6Trust Points
Snoodle's Review
Summary - Pretty Bad 1.5
Horrible movie, but a load of fun for John Barrowman fans to watch. John stars in this epic failure about a gigantic, poorly edited in shark that terrorizes and/or eats people. Add in a stereotypical Jamaican-ish guy and a hot scientist chick and you can’t lose right???
Acting - OK 2.5
Not that bad actually, considering what they had to work with. The women are sexy and John Barrowman knows how to rock a wetsuit.
Male Stars - OK 2.5
Female Stars - OK 2.5
Female Costars - OK 2.5
Male Costars - OK 2.5
Film - Pretty Bad 1.5
From what I understand, they took footage of sharks breaching the water to snap up fish, and replaced the fish with footage of people in a boat. The result is not actually that bad considering, but very very fake looking.
Direction - Pretty Bad 1.5
Dialogue - Pretty Bad 1.5
Awful awful dialogue, includes a line said by Barrowman's character that was said just for kicks and then they left it in the movie (definitely not appropriate for children!) but hilarious.Music - Pretty Bad 1.5
Visuals - Pretty Bad 1.5
Edge - Risqué 2.5
Sex Lewd 4.5
Violence Fierce 2.0
Rudeness
Reality - Supernatural 3.4
Possible I suppose, a giant prehistoric shark…slightly…maybe…a little bit…