Visually stunning, this last installment of the ‘Pirates’ trilogy is an all out fanservice-fest, and I’m just fine with that! After all, only this series can use a jar of dirt (god rest it’s…soul…?) as a major plot point and make it awesome. Amazing fight scenes and a cameo by Keith Richards, the finest of popcorn fare.
Naturally, Johnny Depp steals every scene he’s in as the beloved, rather fey rogue, Captain Jack Sparrow. Richards’ cameo is not near long enough. At this point I’m getting rather sick of Kiera Knightly…
Will and Elizabeth have a rather risque scene on the beach at one point.
Find me a pirate as fine as Jack and maybe we’ll talk…