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Triplebeard's Review
Summary - Pretty Awful 0.5
watch this movie if you want to waste 2 hours of your life. it is a silly story about vikings attacking native American Indian’s. one viking warrior child gets left behind and is raised by the Indians and blah blah blah, crap! the movie went on 45 mins longer then it should have and wasted even more time of my life.
Acting - Bad 1.0
the acting was in this movie, and when i say ok i mean it was not good at all. everything that all the characters did was typical and you could see it coming a mile away. the only one i enjoyed was the one that did speak at all.
Male Stars - Pretty Bad 1.5
Karl Urban as "Ghost" in this role really pissed me off. you can tell the movie was built around him getting the role as he was the only "name" involved that got any attention. every other role in this film seamed like it could be filler by anyone. none of the faces stick in your mind including the "pathfinder" himselfFemale Stars - Pretty Bad 1.5
Moon Bloodgood as "starfire" was not memorable at all. they could have filled her role with anyone and you wouldn't notice. there was no connection with Karl Urban and Moon Bloodgood at all what so ever.Female Costars - Bad 1.0
not even worth filling inMale Costars - Bad 1.0
same goes for thisFilm - Pretty Bad 1.5
its a pretty film. thats it. they seemed to care more about the visuals rather then the acting. the one thing that stood out was this. the blood special effects were cheesy as hell and way over used though
Direction - Pretty Bad 1.5
i think Marcus Nispel should stick to Horror Films. thats his place on the screen. lets hope he doesn't destroy the remake of Friday the 13th he is working on.Dialogue - Bad 1.0
nothing impressive at all. the vikings didn't speak English thank god since the native americans spoke broken English that was more then enough for me.Music - Pretty Bad 1.5
repetitive score repeats through out whole film.Visuals - Good 3.0
like i said it is a pretty film. they seemed to do a good job making it look good but that never makes up for bad acting. just take a look at D-War Dragon wars for example.Edge - Risqué 2.3
well there was allot of blood, some missing heads, sliced out eyes, there was a good amount of gore involved. i guess the director’s love for horror films got to shine through a bit here.
Sex Innocent 1.4
Violence Brutal 3.3
Rudeness Salty 2.3
Reality - Fantasy 5.0
oh this story is out there. i very sure something like this ever happened. and if it did oh man i don’t even wanna talk about it any more. waste of my life to watch this. I’m only putting this review out there as a warning to all who may watch it.