Summary - Awful 0.0

I nearly walked out on this monstrosity. This is the only movie that has made me uncomfortable and angry enough to want to leave the theater. I’m usually up for horror/psycho killer-thriller but this one was SO awful. Too slow to start, a crazy and remarkably unnecessary intense ten minutes of mutant assault and a hokey, melodramatic ending. I didn’t care about a single character in the film, except the baby, and definitely the dogs because those poor dogs were casualties of having stupid, stupid owners. I started to root for the mutants by the end everyone else was so lame.
A total waste of time and money. There was nothing entertaining about this load of crap. Yeah, I was laughing by the end, but I really shouldn’t have been.

Acting - Barely OK 2.0

It is what it is.

Film - Pretty Awful 0.5

I hated this movie so much I can’t find anything redeeming in it’s production quality aside from the make up on the mutants, they do make you cringe even if they weren’t featured enough.

Edge - Obscene 4.8

Molestation of humans by mutants. It's icky. It's WAY too much, and it happens all at the same time. I can almost understand the reason for it: to REALLY convey to the audience the HORROR of the situation but for me it crossed a line. I've sat through Holocaust movies more easily.

Reality - Surreal 2.9

A bit far fetched, and for something so far fetched the idea’s really underdeveloped.

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