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The Rub's Review
Summary - Bad 1.0
You know that friend who thinks it’s funny to wrap your Christmas present in six different boxes like a matryoshka doll only to find it’s a gift card at the bottom to a store you don’t like? Or how you made your parents buy you a Happy Meal every week for a month so you could collect all the Matchbox cars? But since it was a McDonald’s toy it was a generic non-brand name toy car where the decals didn’t line up and the wheels didn’t work?
That’s this movie.
The good news is Happy Meal toys have improved since I was a kid. Bad news is this movie will always suck.