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BrianSez's Review

Summary - OK 2.5

Fun for the kids, tedious for the rest of us. Lots of action and special effects make a nonsensical plot tolerable. The movie invokes a sense of pride over an elite paramilitary group with roots in the Army, now transplanted to fight evil forces and crazed people turned to the dark side.

Acting - OK 2.5

Purely driven by the scripts given to them. Even Dennis Quaid couldn’t manage to stand out in this film. However, there was a bright-spot with Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as “Heavy Duty” who came across with a sort of Chris Rock like sense of humor.

Male Stars - OK 2.5

Female Stars - OK 2.5

Female Costars - OK 2.5

Male Costars - OK 2.5

Film - Good 3.0

Nice job with the special effects and action scenes. Things kept moving at a good clip, and the kids seemed very entertained.

Direction - Good 3.0

Dialogue - Good 3.0

Music - Good 3.0

Visuals - Good 3.0

Edge - Tame 1.5

Sex Innocent 1.5

Violence Gentle 1.5

Rudeness Polite 1.5

Reality - Supernatural 3.2

Circumstantial - Supernatural 3.2

Biological - Supernatural 3.2

Physical - Supernatural 3.2

1 Comment

  • The Stoned Horror Critic Jan 9, 2010 11:40AM

    Regarding MetalJunky5000’s Review
    Good review man. Yeah, this movie’s stupid, but it’s a lot of fun, lol. Gordon-Levitt was great in this. But, you forgot about Ray Park as Snake Eyes. He was an EXCELLENT CHOICE!!!

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